Quotation is a Serviceable Substitute for Wit

A collection of the humourous and inspiring that will hopefully encourage me to write stories. Long shot, but there you go.

Not true he…brought flowers?

(Source: heckboy, via ohmysailormoon)

AHHHHHHHHHH!! EXCITEMENT!

(Source: serenity-moon, via ohmysailormoon)

Yes. Yes, it is.

(Source: cunningfoxes, via lulz-time)

Tudors ain’t got nothin’ on the Arthurian Legend—especially not facts!
…still love it though.

(Source: stacyphay)

lulz-time:

voyagehour:

i’ve been feeling rly sluggish and a little down, so just to motivate myself and remind myself 

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

lulz-time:

ellendegeneres:

Ellen with the latest insight on Fashion Week’s trendiest new designs.



(via lulz-time)

Ugh, hills.
Sailor Ponyo

Sailor Ponyo

(Source: moon-punishment, via serenasukino)

This is the happiest day of my life

(Source: pleatedjeans, via lolzpicx)

The first Halloween offering!

This is Kent Brockman, reporting for FOX News.

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via lulz-time)